Five Phases of the Ice Cream Cone

Phase 1: Catching initial dripping. Tongue and some lip involvement only. Face is still clean



Phase 2: Eating the ice cream. Definite face involvement now, although clothing is relatively spared


Phase 3: Eating the ice cream...continued. Chocolate now dripping down the arm and onto clothing. Clothing no longer spared



Phase 4: Tearing of cone paper (which has now become soggy and partially adhered to cone. Often a fit will occur over inability to completely remove paper)


Phase 5: Checking for belly drips. Cone is nearly gone. Whole body involvement in the eating process now. Notice immodest sitting posture resulting from full belly


By the way, the Barbie dress didn't make it...not even after a soak in OxyClean.