Saturday, May 25, 2013

Jokes

NiNi has been creating some of her own original jokes lately.  Here goes for a flash back to first grade humor:

What did the bunny call the cat when it was jumping?  A bunny jumper
What did the kid call the cow when it was eating grass? A land mower
What did the kid call the baby in class?  Warm up your brain!  (not sure about that one)
What did the banana do when it loved banana splits?  Do the splits!
What do you call a monkey eating a jalepeno?  A cry baby
What did the kid call the monkey with a hat?  A funky monkey

and my personal fave...

Why did the post-it note want to be warmed up? So it could become a toast-it note!

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