funnies

Ethan was playing with his action figures in NiNi's doll house.  He had the mom sitting in the kitchen and Batman flying through the window.  In the mom's voice he was saying, "Batman in my house? What in the world?!"

Ethan was at Aunt Jenni's house and asking her a whole bunch of "why" questions...why are there puddles, why is it cold, why is it raining... to which she tried to answer to the best of her ability.  Finally he asked, "But Jenni, why IS it raining?"  and she said, "Ethan, I don't know"  He replied, "That's ok Aunt Jenni, I'll ask my mom"

Ethan was climbing the counter near the hot stove and I told him, "Ethan, if you got hot soup on you, you would get burned really bad"  He said, "And go to the hospital?...And get surgery?"  I said, "Maybe." He thought for a minute and said, "But would I still get soup?"

Ethan was showing my mom his batman action figure.  She pretended that batman was telling her something in her ear.  Ethan looked at her and said, "He can't talk"  She held him up to her ear again and said, "Yes, I think he's whispering something"  Ethan sounded all impatient and said, "Grandma, he can't talk!  He's blind!"