Funnies

I was running errands with Ethan and found an awesome parking spot and said aloud "thank you God!"  Ethan said very serious, "Uh mom...he can't hear you."

Meagan saw me reading a book called "Good Enough Parenting" and said "I think I want you to have higher standards than that!"

Ethan:  "Mom I have a story to tell you.  Once upon a time there was an old, old lady and her name was Jen..."

NiNi was trying to remind me of something that happened a few years ago and kept giving me hints..."remember mom...it was really cold outside...we went out to eat..."  I still didn't remember so she said in a patronizing way, "Well, that really happened"

Nini was doing some goofy dance and said "mom, is this the locomotion?" I said, "no." She said, "Well then I just updated it"

Ethan: "Can God fly?"
Me: "Yes"
Ethan:  "Can God move a tree?"
Me:  "Yeah buddy God can do anything"
NiNi: "Including end the world"

NiNi was throwing a fit about the flavor of her toothpaste and I said under my breath "someone is acting like a B-R-A-T (spelling it)"  She must've heard me and shot back "Someone else is acting like a B-U-L-L-Y"

NiNi: (Holding an Oreo cookie) Mmmm...sweet sweet revenge"