Funnies

Ethan was talking the other day about when he grows up, moves away and gets married.  For a long time he said he wanted to marry mom, so I reminded him, "Ethan, I thought you were going to marry me!?"  He sweetly patted me on the back and said, "Mommy, you already HAVE a daddy"

We were at the oil change place the other day and NiNi read the sign on the bathroom said "Uni-sex" (emphasis on "sex").  She looked surprised and said, "Well I am NOT going in there!"

This is how spiritual my children are.  I have a weekly bible study/donut date with Meagan each Friday morning.  I asked NiNi the other day, since she is getting older, would she like to have a special bible study date with me each week.  She said, "Let's not start that yet mom, I want to enjoy my life a little bit longer"

Somehow the topic of Solomon's one thousand wives came up and NiNi said, "That's a lot of wives to die" (Like he married each one in succession).  I said, "No, one thousand wives at the same time!) Then she said, "Oh I get it!  Sister wives!"